Because I think I am hilarious.

I wish that you could all come to my Chrismukkah party. I really do.

Every year we decorate SK's tree and then I make latkes to appease my ancestors who are rolling over in their graves. It's a win-win, holiday style.

But it seems like this year you all won't be able to make it. So sad.

Want to see the invite I whipped up anyway?

Of course you do.

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Friends,

Maybe you're like SK and you freak out over Christmas like this:


 

Maybe you're like little b and your favorite part of the holiday season is the food.



Maybe you're Jewish and the idea of decorating a Christmas tree makes you act like this:


Or maybe you just can't handle the idea of one more holiday party?




However you feel about the holidays, I think we can all agree that a holiday party should end up like this:

Happy start to the holiday season, everyone!